Make me lose it all

[liltaz]

The principal/co-chairman of the company orders some of the most disgusting food for lunch.

I don't know exactly what it is but just the sight of it makes me want to hurl. I feel quite crappy as is and then today I get to be the one to put it together and take it to him. I nearly lost anything I might have had in my stomach.

It's got lettuce and then a round scoop of tuna ontop of a mixture of shredded carrots and raisins and some cottage cheese.

It is the WORST looking food I have ever seen.

If you are going to get someone disgusting like that you should have to get it together yourself. Don't put the rest of us through that torture. Working for you is torture enough.

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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

[Diesel]

I was about to say that it didn't sound that bad. Maybe even something that I might eat.

Then you said raisins, and the thought of tuna and raisins almost made me toss my cookies.


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I am Jack's raging inflamed colon. Jack applies ointment daily to supress my fury.

[liltaz]

Imagine having to look at it. makes me want to throw up at the thought.

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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

[possum37]

Thanx, liltaz...blecchhhh!

Why is your boss making *you* get his lunch? I wish I could be rude to *my* staff like that...sheesh...


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My knob tastes funny.

[liltaz]

well, he's a multibillionaire...I think he feels he doesn't have to do anything for himself...including dial a #@%^&*()@#$%^&%$# phone (he's the laziest, sorriest excuse for a man I've ever seen).

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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

[mthrlangl]

I'm very glad that I have a sweet and caring boss. I mean, right now, he's on vacation with his youngest son in NYC. Granted he calls in to check on things, but I can sorta understand that from the owner of the company. I'm sorry that your boss is poopy.

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

[liltaz]

I bet your boss is downstairs in my building at least sometime while he's here!

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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

[Boone]

I have a co worker that handles the lunch for our staff meetings and she always orders nasty food, similar to what your boss gets. We have asked her to order regular food(e.g. pizza or sandwiches)but she refuses to listen, I think to her it's a status symbol or something to eat the nastiest most disgusting food from high priced caterers. Needless to say we brown bag it on the days of our meetings.

[Prox]

That sounds nasty. I like lots of "wierd food" but that just sounds awfull. Im glad Im not you taz.

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uh yeah . . .

[mthrlangl]

You guys just reminded me that I have to find something for us to eat at our meeting on Friday. Thanks http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif (No, don't worry, I order normal food.)

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

[liltaz]

For their meetings, they always get REALLY good food. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif and there's always food left over http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/chef.gif

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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

[JHowse]

Heh. liltaz, I would have barked up the bacon on that one, just to make a point. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

[liltaz]

I nearly did...believe me. but he wasn't around so he wouldn't have seen it.

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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

[Diesel]

To make your point in the Animal House fashion...

"I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer."
"Face it, Flounder. You threw up ON Dean Wormer."
http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif


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I am Jack's raging inflamed colon. Jack applies ointment daily to supress my fury.

[Alyth]

Today I am a woman of few words, and I just have one thing to say about that lunch, Taz: EWWW!!
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I don't like tuna for one thing, but raisons in it? Where did his mother raise him?!?! Next time stick some bugs in there, he'd probably not notice. Serves him right for expecting people to make and serve him his own stinking lunch! (I'm so evil)http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/naughty.gif

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"I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding..."

LOVE ME LOVE MY DOG

[spidergoolash]

next time just spit on it and mix it into his tuna - he'll never know, but you'll feel better ...

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/naughty.gif

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

[liltaz]

ewwwww

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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.