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Masterchief
08-04-2000, 12:29 AM
Three models are in a plane together, Naomi Campbell, Rachael Hunter and Claudia Schiffer. The pilot comes over the intercom and says the plane is going to crash, prepare yourselves!! Next thing Claudia is getting out her makeup and starts applying lipstick, the other girls say to her what on earth are you doing, we're about to crash??

Claudia says, it's a known fact that when they send a rescue team they look for the prettiest one first.

Next thing Rachael Hunter is taking off her top and is exposing her breasts. The other say what the hell are you doing??

Rachael says well it's a known fact that when they send out the rescue team they save the one with the best breasts first.

Next thing you know Naomi lifts her skirt and removes her panties, the girls say what the hell are you doing??

Well says Naomi, it's a known fact that when they send a rescue party the first thing they look for is the black box.



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mthrlangl
08-04-2000, 07:35 AM
Oh, God, that was awful. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif



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JHowse
08-04-2000, 08:55 AM
Oh jeez!!!! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif That was bad, but kind of funny, too. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

Finity
08-04-2000, 03:36 PM
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