Panache87
09-30-2003, 02:14 PM
This morning, I had a dream that made me have a hard time keeping a straight face in English class today..... crazier than the one involving bugs in my shirt!!
I dreampt that I was taking a shower, and the WHOLE English class was in the bathroom!!! It was kind of embarrasing...
The teacher was standing RIGHT by the tub talking to me. Also very embarrasing...
So, the teacher goes on about how she likes to eat hair and once had a career in it, or something. I had scissors in the shower with me, and cut about an inch of my hair, and gave it to the teacher. Everybody for some reason unbeknown to me, was really grossed out, and so was the teacher. Everybody was all like, "Ewwww!!" and the teacher OPENED THE SHOWER CURTAIN and said, "That's gross!" (ok, lady WHYYYYY did you have to open the shower curtain?!) I had absolutely NO idea whatsoever why everyone was grossed out. Then I said "I hope you're not eating that, Mrs. (her name)!" She was all grossed out and said, "I am"
When the time came for English class today, I could hardly keep a straight face. Every time I saw the teacher, I thought about the dream and her liking to eat hair.
I dreampt that I was taking a shower, and the WHOLE English class was in the bathroom!!! It was kind of embarrasing...
The teacher was standing RIGHT by the tub talking to me. Also very embarrasing...
So, the teacher goes on about how she likes to eat hair and once had a career in it, or something. I had scissors in the shower with me, and cut about an inch of my hair, and gave it to the teacher. Everybody for some reason unbeknown to me, was really grossed out, and so was the teacher. Everybody was all like, "Ewwww!!" and the teacher OPENED THE SHOWER CURTAIN and said, "That's gross!" (ok, lady WHYYYYY did you have to open the shower curtain?!) I had absolutely NO idea whatsoever why everyone was grossed out. Then I said "I hope you're not eating that, Mrs. (her name)!" She was all grossed out and said, "I am"
When the time came for English class today, I could hardly keep a straight face. Every time I saw the teacher, I thought about the dream and her liking to eat hair.