A Dream That Ended in a Punch Line!!

[Kristin]

I had this a while back and it was the most amazing dream I've ever had.

I'm running to school because I have to take a very important test and I'm afraid I'll be late. While I'm running the skin and flesh starts falling off my body in huge clumps, and by the time I get to school I'm just a bone-white skeleton, with my bone feet going ta-tap ta-tap ta-tap across the floor -- but of course no one seems to notice.

I sit down just as the teacher puts the test on my desk. I pick up my pencil -- and then all of a sudden, in horror, I drop it.

I lift my bone fingers up to my skeleton face. I stick two fingers through my eye sockets and root around inside my skull, hearing a hollow ca-klink, ca-klink sound ...

And then I groan in despair, "Oh, no ... I forgot to bring my brain ...!"

[Panache87]

LOL! That's pretty funny! :lol:
I think the part where your skin and flesh are falling off must've been scary, though.
I've had some pretty wierd dreams myself. I think the most amusing dream is my thread titled something like "Entertaining dream-a must read!" or to that effect.

[KNSinatra]

I have dreams in which I'll either make a song, a joke, or *something*, that while I'm sleeping seems so incredibly witty and talent-packed that throughout the entire dream I'll be saying to myself, "Damn, I'm good...oh man, when I wake up, I better have a pencil and paper nearby. This is going to rock the world".

And as I gradually wake up, the humour and wonder of whatever it was that I came up with stays with me, at which point I'll usually write it down and, satisfied that I've firmly engraved the world's finest *soemthing* in ink, go back to sleep.

When I wake up for good, however, I'll take a better look at what I'd written down, and usually think to myself either a) this is God-awful, or b)....what?! As it will either be so stupid, or just make so sense whatsoever.

My last brilliant creation was a poem I was convinced was the most precisely rhyming poem in all of creation. I think it ended up being about carrots and had no semblance of rhyme to it whatsoever.

[Panache87]

Do you remember the poem, KNS?