The Best Put Downs for Pick Up Lines

[Ski Bum]

Many, many years ago, in a semi-inebriated state, I was at an all night diner. There was this very attractive waitress, and I said to her, "Hey Gorgeous, I sure would like to get in your pants."

She replied, "I already have one a$$hole in there, I don't need another."

I loved that line so much that I tipped her twice the price of the meal.

(I also took her home with me.) http://216.10.26.43/ubb/smilies/smile.gif http://216.10.26.43/ubb/smilies/smile.gif http://216.10.26.43/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

Ski Bum

[Always An Alien]

As you can see by the amount of posts,
Aliens don't get rejected OR we have never tried to abduct anyone clever enough to make a cute come back.

I think it's the first one.http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

[spidergoolash]

gosh, i'm sorry i was so verbally challenged that i couldn't answer this post. ski bum, i'm glad you scored that night man http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

[eminem]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

[spidergoolash]

yup, us aliens don't get rejected much - too damn good looking http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

[Ski Bum]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif, us poor pitiful humans...

<sigh>

Ski Bum

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Steep & Deep

[possum37]

I flat-out asked a girl in the 5th grade if she wanted to be my girlfriend. When she laughed at me & made fun of me to her friends, that pretty much scarred me all through high-school...http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

Another time was when I asked a girl I was interested in during college if she was doing anything that coming weekend. "With you? Nope!" She said it casually & nonchalantly, but it still worked.

But I've shown those two. I'm oh-so-popular now. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif


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My knob tastes funny.

[mthrlangl]

We love you, Poss!

::gives everyone else in the room dirty looks::

<in stage whisper> Say it with me, dammit! He'll never believe it if we don't all say it together!

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

[possum37]

You like me, you really really like me...http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif


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My knob tastes funny.

[liltaz]

ont he count of three we all say it at once!

1

2


3

We love you poss

[Finity]

we love...ahem....anyways

there was a commercial for Special K or something a little while ago of JUST really bad pick up lines
and the one i remember is

Hey, is there a mirror in your pants? Cause i can see myself in them.

i like that one http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif