Anyone really been abducted here???

[psi]

Anyone in this site really been abducted? Hehe. I think I have....:ohboy: :ohboy: :ohboy:


They came for me.......



p.s. Hiya luv, finally joined.

[psi]

probably in best interest I won't bother you here.............:(

[meezercat]

Originally posted by psi
probably in best interest I won't bother you here.............:(

Huh? Who's bothered?

I haven't been abducted (that I know of, LOL)

And welcome!!

[YesIndeed]

No, it's okay. You can stay. :nod:

[psi]

Please visit my website about it luv. I wrote letter there and will take it off in couple of days.

[psi]

Abduction is like meeting the mafia. The Godfather Alien gestures with tentacles amidst his chin saying "well we finally meet now abductee" His alien goons abreast him while MamaMia Alien is whipping up pasta while others in the background are in their mothership racketeering and laundering procedures. It's like a floating casino in the air. The Godfather Alien says for me to eat the space pasta while loud opera music plays through loudspeakers. I say what if I don't?? "you eat the pasta or I will have Luigi and Mario here rub you out you see???? like an eraser........" whoa, my mind is going through the thought how they would play a symphonic process on my body and soul so I decided to play it cool and join their brigade as a front man for their operation.......rest of this story to come.....lest assured the opera was magnifico!!!! And that was one spicy meatball.....

[psi]

After my pasta probe I was hastened to the bar at other end of the mothership. This was a hip place with the disco ball swirling and a techno "stayin alive" was going about. When one number looked me over and I pointed to myself. Was she looking at me? Luigi set me up to the counter and told the bartender who was wearing shades to treat me as part of the "family" I was in.....they took me in like the bait, hook, line and fisherman....he took off his shades to ask me what I wanted. I said give me something "with a kick to it" This hot female number came over said "Honey you make good look good"....she was looking at me....I was fitting in quick. Now it was time for a boogieman to boogie the night away. I took a gaze at her and said, "let's dance" I took a quick swig of my 'high karate' drink and danced with her to "Kung Fu Fighting". and funny thing was it wasnt just her and me it was everyone there like a line dance at a country and western bar. good song though.......

[psi]

After my repast and relaxation I proceeded to the lounge to meet others about my abduction. When PapaSmurf Alien told me a story how some of the abductees are thrown back to Earth to produce low budget films made for tv and terrible beer commercials unknown that they've been probed. Was this part of their assimilation??? I did not want to be another Luke Perry type abductee it was time I did something about it. To end this story I pulled out my mobile phone (glad I brought it along) "Can you hear me now?????" "Good" "I need help I'm caught between a rock and some hard place to describe....." Then someone overheard me (human though) it was Mulder he made a wrong move somewhere filing under X. He said he had cahoots with the high mogul human-abductee Elvis himself. And that was where he sang around to everyone shining off his rhinestones blinding them and whipping the air of their keen sense of smell with his onion/peanut butter breath using his sideburns as the fanning method. It was our cue to escape. But Mulder had to carry out Scully "Why did she fall asleep on the way to our bust. Why does she always miss the good stuff?" , he says. Well Elvis kept going until we parachuted back to earth to live and tell. Never did thank him thank him very much, that Elvis guy. Maybe I will go back when I can really learn the purpose of the aliens and aloha with Elvis. Well I'm home and for the time being Elvis hasn't left the spaceship..... lol

[YesIndeed]

:rotflmao:

Very good. :lol:

[psi]

thank you, yes indeed, YesIndeed...:dizzy:

[spidergoolash]

Originally posted by YesIndeed
Very good

i second that :)

[psi]

Thanks spidey.....




even nite time owls would say it's a "hoot" lol

[Alien]

Hahaha...

That was a real kick. :D