Gimme Some Pick-Up Lines!!!

[Foru2ctoo]

Know a pick-up line or two? Whether it'll get you a date or a fresh one in the face, Please share!

Stay tuned for my pick-up lines!

[spidergoolash]

here's a cheesy one to get the ball rolling on this topic:

do you know the difference between my p**** and a chicken leg? no? well, let's go on a picnic and find out.

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

[Always An Alien]

1) You have the longest legs I've ever seen, I bet they go straight up to heaven.http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

2)I'm not ready for a relationship, maybe we could be friends first. (for some dumb reason women fall for this one)http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/cool.gif

3)Can I buy you a drink? (works well if your over 21)http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/pimp.gif

4)Let's get married tonight.(dangerous but effective)http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/terrified.gif

[moonsee]

"hey baby, i forgot my number, can i borrow yours?"

har har har http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

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http://www.moonsee.com

[Alien]

Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?

Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

**** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out...) Would you like to?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Your face or MINE!?

If you were a screen door, I'd slam you all night long.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

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Alien - Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]

[Always An Alien]

Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

Alien, honey, I hope you dont REALLY think those work.?

(And if they did/do I would hate to see what you would end up with.)

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/kissy.gif

[liltaz]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

[Edited by liltaz @ June 27, 2000 (edited 1 time)]

[ukliam]

Here's one:

"Have I seen you somewhere before"
She replys "no, I dont think so"
"Im sure I have" you reply,
then you say "Now I remember....you're the girl of my dreams"

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

[liltaz]

You know the body's 98% water and I sure am thirsty!

There you are with all those curves and me with no brakes!

Oh geez these are horrible!

[spidergoolash]

not as pathetic as mine.

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

[Foru2ctoo]

Interesting... My favorite out of the bunch would be the lost in your eyes one. I've heard that one somewhere before, but don't remember where. I think it was a movie. I don't think those from Alien would get you anything but a red cheek. Here's one that I like.

I'd re-arrange the alphabet. I would put U and I together.

[Alien]

For those who don't enjoy getting smacked. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he/she does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

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Alien - Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]

[Alien]

Here's another:

Ask a man/woman for the time. "10:30? So today is June xx,xxxx, at 10:30 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

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Alien - Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]

[Alien]

Okok, a 'ghetto' one! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb.

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Alien - Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]

[liltaz]

I'm getting mine from the NYC subways. There are these ads up for Intellispace and they have these horrible pick-up lines and then say "at least we have lines that work..." blah blah blah.


http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

[WaterB]

here's another lame one.. "You're parents must've been thieves cuz they stole the stars and put them in your eyes" http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

any of you ladies want my phone #? http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

[WaterB]

damn alien.. you got an encyclepedia w/ this stuff or something??

[WaterB]

hey alien.. which one of these did you use on Lysithea to rope her in?

[spidergoolash]

"bunny go glubglubglub"

alien, man, you need some serious help. time to go back into the padded room http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/cyclops.gif

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

[Foru2ctoo]

HEY! I liked the bunny one. Just to hold your hand... I find that is something special, then the regular "let's get it on!"

[liltaz]

Why not just straight out "Gimme some nookie"? lmao

If you said that one to me, I'd be likely to give you one of my dog's hairs (see post above)

[Alien]

I just found various hilarious ones out on the web, I haven't made any of these up. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

Last thing I'd ever use on someone is a pick-up line!

How quickly they turn on me!

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Alien - Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]

[spidergoolash]

me love you long time ...

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

[liltaz]

I'm kind of starting to feel sorry for any women Alien meets on the streets...

[nootch]

My favorite's the bunny one too http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

True story...A friend of mine is a little shy, but as soon as he gets some drinks in him, he thinks he's superfly. So he's at a club, drunk, and he actually used this line on a girl: "If I don't call you tomorrow, I'll shave my nuts." The funniest thing is that he DID get the number, and DID NOT call her the next day (whether or not he followed through with it, I don't even want to know).

p.s. - Alien, I've always known it as "F*** me if I'm wrong, but you wan't to f*** me."

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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"

[liltaz]

If I say you've got a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

[Prox]

-Hey Baby can you do math . . .
-yes . . .
-Well then lets go back to my place, Add a bed, Subtract your clothes, Devide your leggs and I'll Multiply.
-*Slap*

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uh yeah . . .

[nootch]

"is this your dollar?"

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"Should I call you Logan, WeaponX?"

[Foru2ctoo]

I'm confused about the dollar one. It sounds like it has something to do with a prostitute.

[Bones]

Here's one,
You reach over and pretend to look at the label on the girls shirt and reply: "Just what I thought...Made in Heaven" http://216.10.26.43/ubb/smilies/glasses.gif

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

[liltaz]

lmao oh geeeez

I think I'd just have to laugh until I cried if these were used on me!



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A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

[Bones]

Here's another...
You ask the girl if her legs are tired...

If she answers yes or no, you reply "They should be...because you've been running through my mind all night long..."
http://216.10.26.43/ubb/smilies/oogle.gif

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"You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."