Duck Joke

[Foru2ctoo]

I don't get it.

[moonsee]

it's just a joke that doesn't make sense
that's why its funny http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif

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[mthrlangl]

This is my absolute favorite joke in the world. It's incredibly stupid, and it's only funny if you tell it to someone. I dare you to say it to somebody and keep a strait face.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?

A: They both have wheels..except the duck!

(I've gotten some fairly scary answers to that, too..)

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

[Always An Alien]

Just thought I'd let you know I stole your joke and used it last night. Alot of different reactions. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif
Thanks!

[CaptKirk]

Surrealistic- You know:

"You are sailing down the freeway on your yacht, and the wings fall off. How many fish does it take to change the light bulb?"

"NONE! Because ice cream has no bones!!" http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

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Scotty, the native aliens here ARE friendly...

[mthrlangl]

God, that was awful. I love it http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif Not many things make me crack up at work, but that did http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

AAA - what were the reactions?

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

[Always An Alien]

Well, you could write your thesis with this one.

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/confused.gif Some just did'nt get it.
http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif Some thought is was funny or funny & stupid.
http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/blah.gif Some thought is was the worse joke they ever heard.
http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/axe.gifOne or two thought I should be axed.
http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/naughty.gif And one said I made him horney. (?)

You know they have a different humor out here on the west coast then we had back in Ohio. I have only heard one funny joke told since I moved here.