ukliam
06-05-2000, 07:17 AM
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parent's house for dinner. This is her
first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They sit down
and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water. Left with no choice, she decides to relieve
herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pfoof. Before she had
a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the
dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather
stern voice, "Ginger!"
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This
time, she didn't hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Ginger!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes!"
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time
she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a
train whistle blowing.
Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,"Dammit
Ginger, get away from her before she ****s on you!!!
first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They sit down
and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
making her eyes water. Left with no choice, she decides to relieve
herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pfoof. Before she had
a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the
dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather
stern voice, "Ginger!"
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This
time, she didn't hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Ginger!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes!"
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time
she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a
train whistle blowing.
Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,"Dammit
Ginger, get away from her before she ****s on you!!!