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Diesel
06-15-2000, 08:32 PM
Since tomorrow is my last day at work, I was going to leave a farewell letter to the folks there. Since we have public folders set up in our email system, I was figuring I could just post it there...
Let me know what you think. This is just a draft, and not the final version.
To all of the people I've worked with,
You've all done nothing but impede my progress since the day I first started working here. You've managed to provide me with a very successful career in the field of covering your asses. I have no one to thank for my success but myself. You've all been a burden to my personal health and well-being. If stupidity were bricks, you collectively would've solved this country's homeless crisis. I'm amazed that some of you can walk and breathe simultaneously. You're all walking proof that the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Thanks for nothing,
Dan
There... I don't think that should burn too many bridges. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif
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From another BBS:
"hmm... Cyrix III, huh? You can put syrup on sh*t, but that don't make it pancakes."
Finity
06-15-2000, 09:19 PM
hahahha
thats the funniest thing i have ever read
if you actually post that, im gonna die
haha
spidergoolash
06-15-2000, 11:06 PM
i almost pissed on myself reading this. i don't know, dd. i don't think you should send it dude. can't ya just bow out gracefully? i give you a lot of credit. your a braver soul than i http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
moonsee
06-15-2000, 11:14 PM
http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif
yea
you might want some references that don't hate you http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif
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bigmac
06-15-2000, 11:29 PM
Are you serious? You have to fill us in when you post that. I would love to be the fly on the wall. Great jobhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif I elect DD to be our designated writer for all the $hit we can't think of...anyone second the motionhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif
spidergoolash
06-15-2000, 11:41 PM
yah, i'll second that http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
Finity
06-16-2000, 01:34 AM
ill uh...third(?) that motion! booya grandma!
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Alien
06-16-2000, 07:22 AM
I fourth that! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif
Diesel for Speaker of the House!
I'll have to make a special user level, hehehe.
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Alien - Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]
C'mon DD. Tell 'em how you REALLY feel.
I love it. I have dreamed of saying things like that (although I'm too nonconfrontational to actually say such a thing). I will just live my dreams through you!
*You should go into writing greeting cards for Hallmark*
Alien
06-16-2000, 01:04 PM
We should change our future greeting cards section to cards to help get things off your chest! Think of the following!
Do I get a second? http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif
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["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]
WaterB
06-16-2000, 01:41 PM
seconded.. with a hell yeah...
WaterB
06-16-2000, 01:42 PM
seconded.. with a hell yeah...
spidergoolash
06-16-2000, 11:43 PM
thirded http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif
diesel dan, he's our man. if he can't do it, no one can.
oh hell, why not just show all your ex-coworkers this thread?
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"it's easier to stay out than get out"
Diesel
06-16-2000, 11:47 PM
You know, I wasn't seriously going to post this. But now that you've all given your supportive words of encouragement...
hmm
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From another BBS:
"hmm... Cyrix III, huh? You can put syrup on sh*t, but that don't make it pancakes."
Diesel
06-17-2000, 11:31 PM
I actually did that. Emailed it to about 10 of the folks. Some got a laugh out of it. Some weren't so thrilled but took it in stride.
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From another BBS:
"hmm... Cyrix III, huh? You can put syrup on sh*t, but that don't make it pancakes."
liltaz
06-19-2000, 11:59 PM
I love it!
I would love to say some of those things to some people I've worked for/with.
I say post it!
There has always been a need for those kinds of Hallmark cards. You should apply over there (as has been said above).
necro
06-26-2000, 12:16 AM
Do you work with me!?
hee hee...
I know Dan isn't your real name... is it Vijay... cause then you're a hippocrite... is it Verna... then, I'd say you're so fine... ooo baby... is it Gail... cause then... you just suck!
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