What is the most disgusting thing you have ever had to do?

[JHowse]

Because...inquiring minds want to know. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[meezercat]

I can't believe I'm going to post this, but here goes. If you are easily grossed out please don't read further...

When I was in high school, a friend of mine (who, by the way was about 300 lbs) called me and asked me to walk her through inserting a tampon, because she'd been trying and trying to do it according to the instructions and it just wasn't working. So, I'm, um, telling her what to do and all, and she says "no, I already tried that", and I said "well if you listen to me instead of looking at the instructions it might work better". Still no luck.

I was like "I am NOT coming over there to help you do it in person." http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rofl.gif

Finally I had a brainstorm, I said "OK, you see the colored stripe on the front of the box" she said yeah. I said "OK, what word is in the stripe?" She says "Super" Well NO WONDER! Sheesh. So she went to the store and bought some much smaller ones, and I guess they worked because we never discussed this again http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

I was grossed out for days, though.

[JHowse]

Too...umm...small for the super sized ones? http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gif Still...it's disgusting. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/hurl.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[BRiT]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/sickpuke.gif yuck, yuck, yuck... Can someone honestly be that stupid?

--|BRiT|

[Alyth]

Well, someone I knew when I was younger wanted me to be in the bathroom with her while she pooped. Normally I wouldn't but she said she really wanted to talk. Ok so whatever, she's a girl and we all poop so no big deal. She talked to me about something that I don't remember what it was about at this point but then she asked me something gross.
She wiped herself and wanted me to look at her butthole and tell her if she wiped all of it http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/moon.gif. I was stuck since I did look out of surprise so I just told her yeah she got everything but EWW was that gross!!!
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Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength;
while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
--Lao Tzu

"Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there with open arms and open eyes." --Incubus 'Drive'

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[Prox]

Oh my lys that is absolutly disgusting. I may be sick myself after hearing that one. As for the most discusting thing ive ever had to do it would probably be dealing with the after birth from a goat. It was still hanging from the back of the adoring mother and I kinda had to uh . . . make it fall down . . .with my http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/hurl.gif hands http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/hurl.gif I normaly wouldnt have had to do that, but I was the only one home for a few days and It just needed to be done. Belive me I was washing my hands for hours after that one.

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Everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon - Pink Floyd

Those times I burned my guitar it was like a sacrafice. You sacrafice the things you love. I love my guitar - Jimi Hendrix

[JHowse]

Yeah...the most disgusting thing I had to deal with was the afterbirth of a horse. I had to pitchfork it away from the colt that was just born (to minimize the chance of infections).

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[SwissSmiss]

i was going to say that once at a school dance when i was in middle school, i dropped my quarter to call my mom to pick me up in the toilet. but it didn't have any waste products in it. just the fact that it was a toilet. seems tame to your stories.

cleaning up puke is always gross too. really gross.