View Full Version : while farting, are you doing anything else?
spidergoolash
05-31-2001, 09:12 AM
like making a face or shaking your leg violently while the fart is extracting itself from your arse?
i think i need to stay away from this particular forum for a few days ... i'm losing control.
it's just that i keep thinking up funny fart facts.
okay ...
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Well If im sittin down and in a group of guys I will ocationaly raise my leg and let it go. (I cant believe I just said that)http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/embarass.gif
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Wangel
05-31-2001, 04:02 PM
I did have a question: A former girlfriend that whenever she sneezed or coughed let one rip. Is this common?
spidergoolash
05-31-2001, 09:45 PM
i would have to answer yes to that question, as it has happened to me http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif
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"only a white man would build a fire for everyone to see."
resident spiderMOD "to know her is to FEAR her."
JHowse
05-31-2001, 10:51 PM
If I'm sitting, I like to lift the left cheek. I believe this improves fart dissapation. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif
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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?
That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.
Doomedchild
06-01-2001, 05:12 AM
Once at kickboxking I was practising punches with my friend and he hit me in the stomach and I did this really pathetic sounding fart.
it was soooooooooo funny at the time. we didn't stop laughing for about 5 mins.
ho hum.
JHowse
06-01-2001, 05:11 PM
http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gif
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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?
That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.
meezercat
06-01-2001, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by JHowse:
If I'm sitting, I like to lift the left cheek
Just like the girl in the blind date video...
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