frequent-farters club

[spidergoolash]

i think we need this type of club here, don't you? we certainly have enuf members.

i vote in jh as president and smiss as vice president. can i be secretary/treasurer?

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[meezercat]

Well, I think you three are the only ones who actually ADMIT to farting http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

[monsieurjohn]

i'd hate to think what a treasurer would treasure, spidey, but i bet you can have the job http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif

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[Prox]

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Thought membership cards might help.
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Mother Should I Trust The Government - Pink Floyd

Everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon - Pink Floyd

Those times I burned my guitar it was like a sacrafice. You sacrafice the things you love. I love my guitar - Jimi Hendrix

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[JHowse]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gif That's awesomee, Prox! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif Thanks for the laugh. Y'all are the best.

Oh, and I farted like crazy, last night. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/moon.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[Prox]

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Mrs Goolash

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Mother Should I Trust The Government - Pink Floyd

Everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon - Pink Floyd

Those times I burned my guitar it was like a sacrafice. You sacrafice the things you love. I love my guitar - Jimi Hendrix

[JHowse]

mj, I think the treasurer would keep back all of the underwear with skid marks on them! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[spidergoolash]

yay prox! pidey has her own membership card.

jh&gt; whoever makes the biggest skid marks wins a prize http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

oh my; this reminds me of another topic ...

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resident spiderMOD "to know her is to FEAR her."

[arthurblacklab]

Do you need a Frequent Fart Security Team? cause id like to take that job.http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/soldier.gif

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[Prox]

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Vice President Smiss http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

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Mother Should I Trust The Government - Pink Floyd

Everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon - Pink Floyd

Those times I burned my guitar it was like a sacrafice. You sacrafice the things you love. I love my guitar - Jimi Hendrix

[SwissSmiss]

come on! my farts aren't green!!! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

[JHowse]

Prox, we need a card for Finnie, the FFC Chairman of the Board! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[Prox]

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There you are Chairman Finity <IMG SRC="http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/image_uploads/fartani3.gif" border=0>

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Mother Should I Trust The Government - Pink Floyd

Everything under the sun is in tune but the sun is eclipsed by the moon - Pink Floyd

Those times I burned my guitar it was like a sacrafice. You sacrafice the things you love. I love my guitar - Jimi Hendrix

[Finity]

hahaha!! YES!!!!

my life's goal is complete!!!! hahaha http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

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