Grosser Than Gross Product of the Week....

[JHowse]

It's the all new @$$mints. Do your farts smell rechid? Do you clear the room out? Can you not control your farting? Then you should try our new @$$mints! They are gauranteed to make a foul smelling experience into a pleasant one:

Frequent Farter: <PHHHHHHHHHHHT>
Friend One: Did you just fart, again?
Frequent Farter: <blushes bright red>
Friend Two: He always lets off those violent room clearing farts.
Friend One: But wait...that's...Winterfresh! That doesn't smell like @$$ at all!!!
Friend Two: What did you do to make your fart smell so good?
Frequent Farter: I used an @$$mint!
Friend One: Really? Can you fart again? Please?
Frequent Farter: <PHHHHHHHHHHHHHT>

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[spidergoolash]

is it taken orally; or is it like - an enima-type of --- mint.


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[JHowse]

Well...for better results...you'd want the enima type...but...there is an oral version that's...less effective.. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[monsieurjohn]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif you guys are on crack...

<whisper> where can i buy these? </whisper>

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[KNSinatra]

Originally posted by JHowse:


Friend One: But wait...that's...Winterfresh! That doesn't smell like @$$ at all!!!
Friend Two: What did you do to make your fart smell so good?
Frequent Farter: I used an @$$mint!
Friend One: Really? Can you fart again? Please?
Frequent Farter: <PHHHHHHHHHHHHHT>



"It's like a ...petunia"

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[JHowse]

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[Finity]

heh

there's the seposatory version, or the liquid-hose version http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

theres also the oral version for bad belchers http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

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