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JHowse
05-25-2001, 03:24 PM
Please, fill out this little survey.
Answer with the food that causes:
1) The most farts.
2) The smelliest farts.
3) The loudest farts.
4) The wettest farts.
5) The most farts of long duration.
6) The highest pitched squeaky farts.
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That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.
meezercat
05-25-2001, 05:10 PM
Oh, c'mon, you know that beans and other high-fiber foods will win http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif
JHowse
05-25-2001, 05:13 PM
But, hermie, you know I want to hear what everyone says! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif
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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?
That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.
meezercat
05-25-2001, 05:24 PM
1) Beans
2) Dark green veggies such as broccoli and spinach
3) Soy
4) Dairy products
5) Beans
6) Fast Food
2 words: White Castle
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arthurblacklab
05-25-2001, 10:07 PM
ah the most? mexican
the smelliest is when you get sick with some stomach ailment,eww
the loudest,eh i dont know,ill have to research that lol
wettest? thats new to me
Farts of duration- beans,thats what my mom just told me
The highest squeaky? Fried Mouse? no thats terrible! no1 i know eats that.Uh the squeaky ones are ones that you hold in when you dont want one that causes your underwear to vibrate because of the speed and loudness. LOL http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/moon.gif let 'er rip!
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SwissSmiss
05-26-2001, 04:49 PM
1) taco bell
2) oatmeal.
3) rice krispies
4) spam
5) mcdonalds
6) pepsi
do you really think i keep track of this stuff?
i think my sister shall have a related post in here soon... http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif
spidergoolash
05-28-2001, 09:44 PM
1) soy
2) soy
3) soy
4) soy
5) soy
6) soy
all i ate was soy burgers this weekend (ask lil mo).
put it this way, if i lit a match right now, i'd be in big trouble http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/indiff.gif
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JHowse
05-28-2001, 11:14 PM
Spidey if she lit a match after eating soy --> http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/reddevil.gif
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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?
That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.
Finity
05-29-2001, 02:54 AM
hahahah
this is brilliant
i think ill start paying attention to what i eat that makes me fart
tonight, we went to jerrys famous deli and ate friend mozarella sticks and i had macaronni and cheese (the childrens size)
and when we got home, i had the quietest, but MOST SMELLY FARTS ever http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif
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