What's the nastiest thing you have ever smelled?

[JHowse]

Well...other than Smiss' farts. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif (j/k)

It happened when I was still in Jr. High and was living out in OK. My parents and I lived in this rental house built in '59....you know....the orange carpet and sliding room doors. The house was just plain fugly. It had problems...sewage problems... These same sewage problems caused our landlord to send out some maintenance folks to work on it. I don't know where he got these people from, but it looked like he picked them up from the nearest biker/redneck bar. Anyway, they went to work, and I am playing on the computer. After a while I start smelling this odor. I think nothing of it, for a bit. Then the odor gets worse and worse. Hmmmmmm. I go into the bathroom, to see what's going on. I nearly pass out. I immediately kick the exhaust fan on and open the doors to the house to air it out. I asked the guys how they could stand the smell, and they told me it wasn't that bad. Wasn't THAT BAD?!?! My GOD! I can't BREATHE! I am practically gagging from a smell 100 times worse than the poopiest diaper. I looked in the bathtub, and it had sewage in it. I don't know what kind of people my landlord hired to fix the problem, but you don't back sewage through the drain into the tub! You go to the septic tank, outside, and then pump the sewage from the access point, there! At least, our landlord put us up in a hotel for the night.

So, share your worst smell stories.

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[JHowse]

Originally posted by hermanm:
And we can't forget the smell (or at least one's imagination of it) of KNS at the video store drenched in eau de skunk http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

YES!!!! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gif Or the smell of "the bag" that KNS puked in. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/hurl.gif http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif



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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[SwissSmiss]

oooohhhh! animals in carriers... icky smells...

i keep my dogs in the cage when no one is home (mom's idea. i feel bad.)one day one of them pooped in the cage. then one of them got sick and puked from it. so when i got home the cage and my dogs were covered in puke and poop. really gross... http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/frown.gif

[the_scarier_one]

well, a couple of years ago, in seventh grade, our class went on a trip to buffalo, ny. the whole idea was to teach us about the environment and whatnot. one of the days, we were split into three different groups: Biology, Archeology, and Chemistry. biology got a nature hike, archeology got to go search for fossils, and me of course, in the lucky chemistry group, got to go to a sewage treatment plant.

it was the worst thing in all of my life. we had to tour the whole place. i felt like i was going to throw up the whole time. we had to walk to this one part, where these giant screw like things were bringing the water up. and a bunch of it kept splashing on us. and the whole room smelled horrible. i thought nothing could get worse until we reached the place where they incinerate the 'dirty water'. we were above it, where all the fumes went. we had to stand there listening to a lecture about it. oh my god, i swear i was going to die. the smell was enough to kill a small rodent.
i now know never to say anything smells bad, not after smelling that stuff. what i learned from the whole thing? never, ever become a person that works at a sewage treatment plant.

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The Captain: What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week - which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
Later, Luke: What we've got here is a failure to communicate....

[SwissSmiss]

oh gawd... i had to go to the water treatment plant in 6th grade... that was horrible. why do they subject children to this???

[Goshzilla]

a blue whale (http://salve5.salve.edu/~thombsd/whale.html) washed up on a beach near me, so I went down to check it out. That was a pretty bad smell since it had been dead for a while, and all the scientists were cutting it up and placing bids on the parts.

uh, just as a disclaimer, that link shows the whale. It's not that bad, but I just wanted to give fair warning.

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--Dann
This pig will walk on the water
This pig will walk on the sea
This pig will walk whereever he wants
Walk on me

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[meezercat]

Well, I don't think mine is nearly THAT bad, JH, but the worst one I can think of is when my Siamese cat was a kitten. She HATES being in a cat carrier, *and* HATES being in the car. Well, I had to take her to the vet so she had to endure both.

On the way home she got so upset she pooped in the carrier and then, still having a temper tantrum, proceeded to flail around in it, smearing it all over herself and the carrier.

I should have just thrown the carrier away, but I cleaned it, and nearly threw up several times while doing so. I had to clean her up too, but luckily she didn't get it as bad as the carrier did.

[KNSinatra]

There's just something really nauseating about really *really* bad halitosis, that puts it at the tip-top of my list. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/sickpuke.gif

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monsieurjohn: we have 2 yaks on campus
KNSinatra: you lie.
monsieurjohn: no i don't. i don't know what they're doing here, but they're real.

"Who wants more cheese on their pizza"

En fuego, bebé.

[meezercat]

And we can't forget the smell (or at least one's imagination of it) of KNS at the video store drenched in eau de skunk http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

[KNSinatra]

Originally posted by hermanm:
And we can't forget the smell (or at least one's imagination of it) of KNS at the video store drenched in eau de skunk

YES!!!! Or the smell of "the bag" that KNS puked in.

Ah yes, I guess I did neglect what was one notch down from the tip top of my list -- ME! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

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monsieurjohn: we have 2 yaks on campus
KNSinatra: you lie.
monsieurjohn: no i don't. i don't know what they're doing here, but they're real.

"Who wants more cheese on their pizza"

En fuego, bebé.

[KNSinatra]

Ah yes, and however could I forget to list number three.
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http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/sickpuke.gif

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monsieurjohn: we have 2 yaks on campus
KNSinatra: you lie.
monsieurjohn: no i don't. i don't know what they're doing here, but they're real.

"Who wants more cheese on their pizza"

En fuego, bebé.

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[JHowse]

KNS, you know what that toilet reminds me of?

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gif!!!!! GOOD GOD!!! FAT BASTARD LEFT A FLOATER!!!! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[meezercat]

That movie did have some of the grossest quotes...

[JHowse]

Austin: "This coffee tastes like $#!^."
British top brass: "It IS $#!^, Austin."
Austin: "It's kind of nutty."

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[DaJiminiator]

LOL!!

Scarier one, yeah I remember you guys coming back for lunch all pissed off and smelling like s@#$...

I was in the biology group http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif



The worst smell however was when my dad ran over a skunk. The smell stayed on the freakin' wheel! It would never come off... Good thing he rented the car from his office http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

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.............................. .. and then, I ate him.

[KNSinatra]

Originally posted by DaJiminiator:



The worst smell however was when my dad ran over a skunk. The smell stayed on the freakin' wheel! It would never come off... Good thing he rented the car from his office http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

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.............................. .. and then, I ate him.



In reading that, I neglected to realize that the "and then I ate him" was a mere quotation. Phew http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

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"hm, forgive my bizarreness. i got hit in the head" -Monsieurjohn at 2:09 am.

"Who wants more cheese on their pizza"

En fuego, bebé.

[JHowse]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gif The question to ask is....."How did he taste?" http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smilewinkgrin.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[DaJiminiator]

Good thing I didn't have

"and then, I made it into a coat"

as my quote...

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif



No wait, eating it would be worse...

I wonder what squishee skunk tastes like http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

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.............................. .. and then, I ate him.

[mthrlangl]

Yeargh. scarier, I'm with you on the treatment plant. After my class left, I literally had someone smell my shirt and hair to make sure I didn't smell like the huge vats o' poo. YUCK. (I would imagine, however, that after a period of time, the workers *do* start to smell like the huge vats o' poo. Double yeargh.)

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"You know for you I'd bleed myself dry..for you I'd bleed myself dry." Coldplay ("Yellow")

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