Hi, I am the newest peon.

[2sense]

Hi there, I am 2sense. I am male. I live in Pittsburgh. I am 32 ( today is my birthday ). I am mostly into talking about serious topics like government and history. I like humor as well, but I am not very good at it. I am just checking out this board for the 1st time. I admit that I have never lurked here. This place looks cool though. I have been on a few other boards over the last 4 months, but I am still learning the etiquette. What are some of the things that I should know about this board? Anyone to watch out for?

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Just my 2sense

[FetusMan]

Do not call people 'mud-guzzling-giraffe-feeders'.

It really gets on people's nerves.

[NuclearBanana]

And definitely don't say the Anandtech is the best... unless you would like to be beaten with a large trout, within an inch of your life!

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"Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands."

[2sense]

Er... Thanks for the advice. I have heard that "hit with large trout" comment before but I don't get the reference.

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Just my 2sense

[FetusMan]

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[Edited by FetusMan @ May 29, 2000 (edited 1 time)]

[Alien]

Welcome to our nightmare, 2sense. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

Just do what most do, lurk a little while, and post anything that may be on your mind (in the proper area, of course!).

Nothing specific you really need to know, except read our FAQ's which contain important information!

If you have any suggestions or questions, please don't hesitate to let me know! Thanks for trying us.

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Alien - Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]

[2sense]

OK thanks Alien.

BTW- Can you be bribed?

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[spidergoolash]

welcome 2sense - i'm somewhat strange, yet harmless. if you've checked out the paranormal forum lately you'll see what i mean. oh and btw, happy birthday.

and welcome fetus man - will you be emerging from the womb soon or will you remain there warm and cozy?

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

[Edited by spidergoolash @ May 29, 2000 (edited 1 time)]

[Alien]

2sense: I have been known to crumble before Keebler Fudge Stripe Cookies.

Shh.

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Alien - Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]

[FetusMan]

I'd really rather remain in my soft, warm, and gooey home. Otherwise I wouldn't be the 'fetus'man, would I?

[FetusMan]

Oh, thanks Nuked Banana, I think I'll go over to the tech section and scream 'ANANDTECH 0Wn5 j00z @ll!!!'

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WoooOOoOOOooooOOoOOooooOOOooOO oO!!! Me gunnagitcha!

[Edited by Alien @ May 29, 2000 (edited 1 time)]

[spidergoolash]

true, true - plus it'll be a lot harder to get back in once you've left, so you're better off staying where you are for now ...

gooey?

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"it's easier to stay out than get out"

[FetusMan]

Yes. Gooey. Many forget the simple pleasures of the womb after they have left...

Yes. Gooey is pleasurable.

[2sense]

Ah sweets. The authority types always want sweets.

Hey now. Let's try to stay on topic here! This thread is about me.

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Just my 2sense

[2sense]

Well I was the newest peon. Until this abcd poster showed up and stole my thunder.

What is this person thinking?

Newbies! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rolleyes.gif


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Just my 2sense

[liltaz]

Welcome 2nd to newest newbie

[Always An Alien]

Hi new guy! I'm one of those who mostly lurk around, like a good little alien. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/reddevil.gif

Just wanted to tell you not to feel bad about being a peon.
*******We shall be promoted sooner or later.******

[2sense]

OK I looked around and I think that you are kooky enough for me.

Allow me to introduce my alteregos:

0, isn't that bright, but do not piss him off.
{0sense- How are yinz doone, n'at? ahz glad to meet you.}

1, is like an older brother, the only 1 allowed to disagree with me is him.
{1sense- Yeah whatever.}

3, is a 3 year old girl. She acts like... well, a 3 year old girl.
{3sense- I am cold. Put on socks. NOW!}

6, is the wizard. He claims to be a 6th level magic-user, but I have seen little evidence of it.
{6sense- I have powers!}

69, is mostly concerned with sex for some reason.
{69sense- Any other lesbians out there?}

82, is the military type.
{82sense- Airborne! All The Way!}
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There are a few more but they are shy right now. I am sure you will get to know them all too soon.



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Just my 2sense

[B Monkey20]

I eat people.
I also tend to run around in circles playing the harmonica and yelling, "Save your own ass!!!!"

[2sense]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

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Just my 2sense