most unusual place you've ever thrown up

[spidergoolash]

my daughter just threw up on my foot and it got me to wondering ... where was the most unusual place you've ever thrown up? a restaurant? school?

i threw up at work once, but i couldn't leave because we were so busy. my boss didn't even know. i'd just get up and run to the bathroom every fifteen minutes, do my business, and come back to work.

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i need a labotomy.

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"only a white man would build a fire for everyone to see."

[possum37]

Originally posted by spidergoolash:
my daughter just threw up on my foot and it got me to wondering ...

I don't even know what to say... http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

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My knob tastes funny.

[JHowse]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif Oh my....

Here goes. I've thrown up from a third story balcony. This was after I got back to the dorm from a rather crazy party. Two things that I found amazing from that experience. 1) I've never seen so much pink colored puke come from me (it was a champagne party - lots of blush) 2) I've never heard a louder splat sound from said substance.

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[Diesel]

Not that it was an odd place, but more about what happened with the puke afterwards...

I went to visit my friend who was going to school on Long Island. She ended up inviting about 15 friends to join us in her dorm room. Somehow, 5 cases of beer and 2 liters of vodka managed to find their way into her room.
Needless to say, I was feeling a bit under the weather by the time I passed out on her roommate's bed. I was pretty in and out of it all night, but I remember having broken conversations with her roommate throughout the night (my friend had long since passed out and thrown up in her own bed, in that order).
Well, her roommate had the foresight to prepare a "receptacle" (waste basket) for me to utilize should I feel the urge.
So, about 2AM, I wake up, sit up, grab the waste basket, and proceed to heave right into it. Luckily, her roommate thought to line it with a plastic bag.

Well, after making my deposit, the roommate takes the bag, ties it closed, and brings it out into the hallway. Their room was at the end of the hall on the 5th floor. She doesn't want to stink up the hallway, so she opens the window and tosses it out.
The next thing we hear is the bag hit the ground, some heavy splattering, and suddenly some guy yells from downstairs "What the f*ck?!?"
Apparently, the window at the end of the hallway is 5 floors directly above the exit door that the residents use to poke outside for a quick smoke, since smoking is banned inside the dorms.
This poor guy apparently needed to feed his habit at 2AM, and received a "sign from above".
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"It's always funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious."

[Alyth]

DD> OH YUCK!! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/hurl.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/sickpuke.gif

I guess the weirdest place I threw up was at church. It must have been something I ate but during the snack time after the sunday...thing (notice I don't go to church normally) I felt and urgency that couldn't wait for the toilet so I threw up next to the food table, walked a few steps and threw up again, then a few more steps and threw up again. There was a little trail of vomit going from the table to the bathroom. It was so embarrassing http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/embarass.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/frown.gif

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while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
--Lao Tzu

LOVE ME LOVE MY DOGS

[meezercat]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

Ok, well at least MINE doesn't involve drinking...

About 2 years ago I was on a business trip, overnight thing to LA. Got to my 6:30 am flight, got on, settled in, and got a migraine http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/frown.gif Took some Excedrin and tried to relax a bit. They came by with breakfast, I ate and felt a bit better...
Then, as we were beginning our initial descent into Houston, I started feeling really pukey. I was sitting there thinking "please not here, just wait till we get on the ground and I can puke in the airport bathroom..." Somehow I made it till the plane landed and then when I got to the bathroom in the airport there was a huge line. I just barely made it to my turn, deposited my breakfast in the toilet, and then had to go catch my connecting flight. I felt better after that, but ended up using 2 barf bags on the flight from Houston to Cleveland. Sigh.

It actually turned out I had a really nasty stomach flu (had to go to the doc a couple days later when it hadn't gone away). Icky.

[JHowse]

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That is the best puke story I've EVER heard in my life!!!

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[monsieurjohn]

my brother had been sick, and he was already better, but we were going for a three mile walk in the woods as a family and my stomach started hurting.

no, i didn't puke in the woods. *after* the entire three mile hike, we got back in the rental car, and *then* i got sick.

the rental people loved it

erm.. detail you might not want: the handle for opening the door was a little cup shaped thing, and it was *full* if you want an image. we hosed off the car door when we got back to our friend's house.

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"Maybe *this* is what 'cooties', the disease that every grade schooler is terrified of, yet knows not the symptoms of which, is!" - KNSinatra at 3:34 AM

[KNSinatra]

I was, I must admit, a very deep and philosophical child. And I will never forget the day that i realized the concept of finality, and tacitly, the finality of death. I think I was 4.

My great grandmother had given me a little yellow candy as we were leaving her house one day. As it grew smaller, I started crying because it hit me that no matter what I did, as soon as that candy dissolved, I would never *ever* see it again, in my entire life. Then I pictured my great grandmother shrinking the same way, and I began to bawl out of control. My parents decided to pull over at a Dunkin Donuts, in hopes that I would calm down at the sight of a Boston Cream, but no, I was still in hysterics. It became evident that I was crying so hard that I was making myself nauseus, and I motioned to my mom that I had to throw up. We were sitting in a booth, and I had no time to make it to the bathroom, so my mom just shouted "in the bag, throw up in the bag", assuming that I would make good use of the plastic bag next to me in the booth.

I threw up in "the bag."

But you have to understand, that to this day, my mom has, and still does, refer to her pocketbook as her "bag". So to the best of my understanding at the age of 4, I was doing exactly what she told me to do when I threw up in her pocketbook.

I could have sworn I had posted this before, but I couldn't find the post for the life of me.

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monsieurjohn: we have 2 yaks on campus
KNSinatra: you lie.
monsieurjohn: no i don't. i don't know what they're doing here, but they're real.

En fuego, bebe.

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[jadedskies]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gif KNS and DD
Yukko.

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[spidergoolash]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif these stories are hysterical.

i remember coming home in a limo after my junior prom. my date http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/dorky.gif was puking his brains out the window and the wind was blowing it back into the car. i swear he was going to puke up a lung. anyhoo, i grabbed his tuxedo jacket, curled up into a ball in the corner and covered myself with it. what else could i do? http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

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"only a white man would build a fire for everyone to see."

[possum37]

Originally posted by KNSinatra:
I could have sworn I had posted this before, but I couldn't find the post for the life of me.
http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/Forum9/HTML/000371.html

I just did a search for "finality". http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

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My knob tastes funny.

[KNSinatra]

Thanks Poss http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/kissy.gif

Odd how your search on "finality" pulled it up, and yet my search for "bag" failed miserably. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

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monsieurjohn: we have 2 yaks on campus
KNSinatra: you lie.
monsieurjohn: no i don't. i don't know what they're doing here, but they're real.

En fuego, bebe.

[possum37]

I tried bag originally, too - maybe because in your original story, every instance of bag was in quotations - perhaps bag is different from "bag" in the eyes of UBB code. The story is funny nonetheless. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

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My knob tastes funny.

[possum37]

Nevermind, forget what I said - it ain't true, you used bag without quotes several places...

Stoopid eyes...glazing over...

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My knob tastes funny.

[Prox]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif these are great . . .

The worst place for me was the dentist's floor. I was at this evil place having a bunch of cavities filled(have i ever said i love candy). Being almost completly resistant to novicaine I was sedated. When I came to I insisted on standing up while my mom was paying the people at the desk. The next think I remember I was layin face up on the floor being told that I had blacked out. . . That is when it hit me I was about to Ralph. So I just turned to the side and let his floor have it. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/hurl.gif I dont think that dentist liked me that much. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

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Mother Should I Trust The Government - Pink Floyd

[KNSinatra]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif 'tis ok -- it's the thought that counts. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

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monsieurjohn: we have 2 yaks on campus
KNSinatra: you lie.
monsieurjohn: no i don't. i don't know what they're doing here, but they're real.

En fuego, bebe.

[meezercat]

OMG that reminds me...my sister I think always seems to puke in weird places...once she puked in the elevator on the way up to the doctor's office...another time she was served sour milk at Denny's and puked right in the booth... http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

[meezercat]

Suuuuuuuuuure Cheran...we KNOW it was really you.. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

[Cheran]

No, No! I swear! Wasn't me! It's the same girl I'm talking about over at the Water Cooler (Book Smart/Common Sense Stupid).

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"We are the people our parents warned us about." -- Jimmy Buffett

[meezercat]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif That explains a lot...

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[Cheran]

Not a story about me, but this did happen to a friend of mine...

When we were in high school, a friend of mine and her boyfriend went to the local drive-in theater. She drank heavily beforehand and then started making out with her boyfriend in the back of his pickup truck. The urge to puke came upon her so fast that she didn't have time to think...She puked right in his mouth! He married her anyway.

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"We are the people our parents warned us about." -- Jimmy Buffett

[MO]

At Spidey's wedding shower- in her mom's basement..with everyone watching!!! I had a virus that day I guess b/c I did it again when I got home and I wasn't drinking. But I was only like 11 so it wasn't that bad I guess.

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"Some days are diamonds, some days are rocks"

[monsieurjohn]

i should *hope* you werent' drinking at 11! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

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"Maybe *this* is what 'cooties', the disease that every grade schooler is terrified of, yet knows not the symptoms of which, is!" - KNSinatra at 3:34 AM

[Wangel]

I was at a restaurant having a big lunch when my crown falls out. I as able to save it and went immediately to the dentist. He gets me right in and starts to work. I might have been sick, or it might have been the shot or smell, but with my mouth wide open (I couldn't even warn the dentist first) I heaved a bucketload. It went all over the dentist, nurse, tray of tools, and even went on that high powered light they stick in your face. It as everywhere! They moved me to another room so they could clean up, but you could easily hear the nurse cleaning it up saying things like: Oh my goodness, Gross, this is sick, etc. I'm surprised more people don't throw up at the dentist. Because of the embarassment, I decided to change dentists after this incident.

[JHowse]

hehehehehe, Wangel. Getting revenge on your dentist? http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif

Open wide! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/hurl.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[Finity]

haha well after a few parties with my friends, i became known as "Mr Faucet" because of a rather embarressing story. i guess ill tell it

it was me and 3 of my friends and we were at my house getting pretty messed up just cause we were bored. so after we went on our drunken rampage up my street at 2am we all went back into my room. now, one of my friends goes "drink 2 bottles of water. it will keep you from being hung over in the morning." so i do that and i lay down on my bed on my back and he goes "you know, if you throw up while you are on your back, youll choke and die" so i had to do a complete 180 on my bed which wasnt the best idea and in the process, got the most dizzy i had ever been. so there i am laying on my stomach totally dizzy and about to throw up. so i go "GIMME THE TRASH CAN!!"

so there we are, 4 guys in my room, with me puking my brains out into the trash can. now, i knew this would be an awful experience for my friends mainly because of the sound and the smell so inbetween pukes, i sat up and went "Just call me the faucet" haha because i thought thats what it sounded like and i wanted to keep the spirit since i felt bad about this. plus, it felt like someone had undone a valve in my stomach cause i was puking SO MUCH. well, little did i know that a little less than a YEAR later i would still be referred to as the faucet. haha so anyways

uhmmm i have thrown up in the bushes outside my house in the backyard. im above another house so the puke dripped down the bushes onto their back yard. this was another famous quote from me "it sounds like its raining!!" hahaha

hoo boy

and then at another party my friend and i went to sleep in our respective cars and a little later i got that feeling. so i jumped out of my car and ran over to this guys flower garden!! hahaha so i puked my brains out all over that and then i realized that i got some of it on my sweatshirt. so i took that off, got back in my car and went to sleep until 5.30am. i got outta my car and looked and the guy had hosed down his property and disposed of my sweatshirt

i really liked that sweatshirt http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/frown.gif

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who is the sexiest bitch that you ever did see?
FI-NI-TY!

[JHowse]

Originally posted by Finity:
i got that feeling

That pretty much explains it. Hahahaha "The Faucet" http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gif That's too funny, Mr. Faucet! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/tongue.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[ArtemisSLT]

When I was in 12th grade some friends and I went to this big partyand you could say I had just a little to much to drink, how about 17 tall ones, and I only weigh 103lbs. We got back to her place, she lived with her uncle. I got in bed(she had a water bed) so I decided to lay on the floor to late. I hurled in her shoe bag then on the way down to the bathroom I hurled again in her uncles book bag. How humiliating huh??

top that anyone??

Artemis!!!!!!!!!!!!!http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/sickpuke.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/sickpuke.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/sickpuke.gif

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