Alien
05-16-2000, 02:07 PM
This Jewish guy pays a visit to the local whore-house. He's
too cheap to buy a rubber, so instead he wraps the label
from his coat around his 'hoohaa'. Needless to say, this falls off during the act, but he never notices. Later the same day an Irish-man purchases the services of the same girl, and just as he's about to 'finish' he notices something fall out of her 'hoohaa'. Picking it up, he reads: "Roth & Stein, Tailors."
"Jesus," he says, "where will those Jews advertise next?"
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^Alien^
Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]
too cheap to buy a rubber, so instead he wraps the label
from his coat around his 'hoohaa'. Needless to say, this falls off during the act, but he never notices. Later the same day an Irish-man purchases the services of the same girl, and just as he's about to 'finish' he notices something fall out of her 'hoohaa'. Picking it up, he reads: "Roth & Stein, Tailors."
"Jesus," he says, "where will those Jews advertise next?"
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^Alien^
Administrator / Owner
["Everything was true. God was an alien. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed]