Diarhea...thppp thppp...Diarhea...thppp thppp

[JHowse]

Let's start the song. Just keep it rhyming. The grosser the better. We want to see people get http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/sickpuke.gif and http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/hurl.gif all over the place! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif Please limit to one rhyme per post so that everyone gets a chance to participate! http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/wink.gif

When you're going past first and you can't stop the squirt, diarhea..thpp thpp..diarhea...thpp thpp!

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[KNSinatra]

When you're posting on the Soup, and you really gotta poop, diarrhea...

(coudln't help myself http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif)

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En fuego, bebe.

[Chimpi]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

When you're running down the hall, and you feel something fall, diarhea thpppp thppppp, diarhea thpp thpppp

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Sit back, buckle up, and strap yourself in...this will be a bumpy ride on a joy ride!
Hey, it's the least I can do, and you know that's all I do

[JHowse]

When you're shopping at the store and it really starts to pour, diarhea...thppp thppp...diarhea...thppp thppp

(KNS, I liked your original one. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif)

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[Chimpi]

You know, JH, your first one didn't rhym...http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif
That one is "When you're running past first and you feel somethin burst"

WHen you're running into third and you feel a turd, diarhea thppppp thppppp, diarhea thppp thpppp

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Sit back, buckle up, and strap yourself in...this will be a bumpy ride on a joy ride!
Hey, it's the least I can do, and you know that's all I do

[Vidala]

When your driving in your Chevy and you feel something heavy diarhea cha cha cha

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Love is...the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the gods.

- Plato

[Sandrat87]

When you're learning how to dance, and get a brown spot in your pants, diahrrea cha cha cha, diarrhea

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When I eat beans I sit in my own little cloud.
Nobody comes to visit me in my little cloud.
I don't know why. Maybe it's 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins. -Brak

[Chimpi]

When you fall on your tushy and you feel somethin mushy, diarhea thpp thppp, diarhea thpo thppppp

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Sit back, buckle up, and strap yourself in...this will be a bumpy ride on a joy ride!
Hey, it's the least I can do, and you know that's all I do

[meezercat]

When you're mixing up some juice and you feel something loose, diarhea thppp thppp diarhea thppp thpp

[meezercat]

OK, I found these on a web site so I can't take credit, but I thought they were too good not to share:

when you're playing with your pet
and your butt is moist and wet
diarrhea, diarrhea

when the feeling's not that nice
and you have to flush it twice
diarrhea, diarrhea

toilet paper you need to gather
cuz your butt worked up a lather
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think your friends are jokin'
but your pants are brown and soakin'
diarrhea, diarrhea

you think you're gonna fart
but you blow your pants apart
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think you hear it raining
perhaps your butt is draining
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you're swimming in a pool
and you leave a trail of stool
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into first
and you feel something burst
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into second
and you feel something beckon
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into third
and you feel a little turd
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're sliding into home
and you feel a burst of foam
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're driving down the road
and you gotta drop a load
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you think you've got to fart,
but your butt shoots out a dart
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're climbing up the ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea, diarrhea

[Chimpi]

Well gee herman, just limit our options why dontcha? http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif

When you start to turn brown and your underwear falls to the ground, diarhea thp thppp, diarhea thpp thpppp

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Sit back, buckle up, and strap yourself in...this will be a bumpy ride on a joy ride!
Hey, it's the least I can do, and you know that's all I do

[JHowse]

When you're driving in your car, and the big one comes ajar, diarhea thpp thpp, diarhea thpp thpp.

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[Chimpi]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/lol.gif!!!!!

When you get into a fight and your pants are no longer light, diarhea thpppp thppp, diarhea thp thpp

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Sit back, buckle up, and strap yourself in...this will be a bumpy ride on a joy ride!
Hey, it's the least I can do, and you know that's all I do

[Alien]

When you're sitting at the bar, and your shorts are full of tar, diarhea thppp thpppp

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-Administrator / Owner
"Everything was true. God was an astronaut. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed

[Alien]

When you start to take a nap, and your jeans fill up with crap, diarhea thppp thpppp

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-Administrator / Owner
"Everything was true. God was an astronaut. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed

[Alien]

When you're feeling 'in the mood', then you smell something rude, diarhea thppp thpppp

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-Administrator / Owner
"Everything was true. God was an astronaut. Oz really is over the
rainbow. ...and Midian is where the monsters live." -Nightbreed

[JHowse]

When you think you're super funky, but you feel something chunky, diarhea...thppp thppp...diarhea...thppp thppp

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[JHowse]

When you're trying to be flirty, and you hear something squirty, diarhea...thppp thppp...diarhea...thppp thppp

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

<FONT COLOR="#000000" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">[This message has been edited by JHowse on January 11, 2001 at 02:13 PM]</font>

[JHowse]

When you hafta to haul a load, but your butt's gotta explode, diarhea...thppp thppp, diarhea...thppp thppp

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[Chimpi]

When you're walkin with a jug, and your butt starts to blub, diarhea thppp thpp diarhea thpp thppp

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Sit back, buckle up, and strap yourself in...this will be a bumpy ride on a joy ride!
Hey, it's the least I can do, and you know that's all I do
:fork:

[Debby]

When you think it's really funny...
but it's really brown and runny...
diarhea....diarhea http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

<FONT COLOR="#000000" SIZE="1" FACE="Verdana, Arial">[This message has been edited by Debby on January 25, 2001 at 11:47 PM]</font>

[Chimpi]

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gif

When you're dying your shirts pinky and you smell something stinky, diarhea thpp thpp diarhea thppp thpp

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If he didn't say it in the beginning, then he was just shy. If he didn't say it in the end, then he's just stupid
Justin's Swing Palace (http://www.geocities.com/bigband_justin/index.html)

[meezercat]

When you have to do the wash cause in your pants there was a "splosh", diarhea...

[JHowse]

When in your chair you sat, but you hear a squishy splat.....diarhea.....diarhea

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[Mama_Slapped_Me]

when u're about to kiss
suddenly u feel like u shud piss
but instead u burp
ur saliva is fallin ...
hey, go ahead slurp ...................
http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smilewinkgrin.gif

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i just drank milk .... :D

[Mama_Slapped_Me]

dont act gay
fill it up in a cup
http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/rotflmao.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/nuts.gif

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i just drank milk .... :D

[JHowse]

Mamma_Slapped_Me&gt; You've got to keep with the rhyme.

Like this:

When your cooking on the grill, and you hear a squishy spill....diarhea...diarhea...

I must insist that we keep the thread limited to these type of rhymes. Thanks.

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[Chimpi]

When you start to frown, and your pants turn brown, diarhea thpppp thpppp, diarhea thpp thpp

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If he didn't say it in the beginning, then he was just shy. If he didn't say it in the end, then he's just stupid
Justin's Swing Palace (http://www.geocities.com/bigband_justin/index.html)

[Mama_Slapped_Me]

hey ppl wassup ????
uh...nuhtin much
just diarhea thppp..... darhea thppppphttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/eek.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/eek.gifhttp://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/eek.gif

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i just drank milk .... :D

[spidergoolash]

when you thought you stepped in mud ... but it really was some "fudge" ...

diarrea ... phhhttt ... phhttt ... diarrea &lt;yadda - yeah&gt;

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"only a white man would build a fire for everyone to see."

[JHowse]

When at your friend you wavie, but your butt's now making gravy, diarhea.......diarhea.........

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[JHowse]

You ask him what's the matter, he say's it's green apple splatters, diarhea......diarhea......

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[JHowse]

You're eatin your lunch, then you spew brown punch, diarhea.......diarhea.........

http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/supergrin.gif

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Does driving a car from Saturn make me an alien?

I'm just a quick pee. - liltaz, fastest pee in the West!

That which does not make me barf, makes me stronger - possum37, fugly.net guru.

[meezercat]

You're chatting with your buddy, then you smell something "nutty"...diarhea