Women are clever

[mthrlangl]

I've heard that before, except it was with FSU and UF fans. http://www.aliensoup.com/ubb/smilies/smile.gif

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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help. - Calvin

[liltaz]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the
woman says,"Wow,just look at our cars!

There's nothing left, but fortunately we are
unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman
continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
for the police..."

Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches.
Don't mess with them.


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"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience."

- Woodrow Wilson

[monsieurjohn]

consider that moral taken to heart

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